You scared?
Yeah,
Hey, what happens when you play country music backwards?
Get your job back, Get your farm back,
Get your wife back,
What about the dog?
Yeah, Yeah, you get the dog back too,
Dog back too,
It is an amazing stone,
Look at the dimension,
58 facets,
Intensely white, It is flawless,
All right, stick it up, nobody move!
Toss it on the fucking floor,
Real slow,
Ready, jiggle boy? Toss the fucking gun,
-Didn't you hear the lady? -I-- I can't do that, sir,
What the fuck did he just say?
It's my job, I--
I can't let you steal anything, It's--
It's my job,
Frank, do what the man says,
Don't be stupid,
I'm sorry, Barnie,
I just can't do that,
Everything's insured, Fully insured,
J-- just take the stones and go,
Get the diamonds, Toni,
You sure?
We don't leave till we got what we came for,
Drop the fucking gun!
I can't let you--
I can't let you st-- steal anything,
S-- s-- stop,
Stop, please, Don't make me, Don't,
Don't, don't,
- You okay? - I'm okay,
-It's just a scratch, -Come on,
Shit,
This is not good,
End of the road,
We'll never make it, Leo, It's, like, a 30-foot drop,
Going back to jail ain't an option,
Ready?
Okay,
I'm with you,
I think we're clear,
Hey, let me look at that,
Why'd you have to do it, Leo?
I had no choice, baby,
-I had no choice, -We agreed,
No shooting,
Plan gets fucked up,
I can't let anyone hurt you,
You know, I--
I made a promise,
Yeah,
I know that, baby,
I know,
Breaker, breaker, this is Desperado,
I'm, uh, rolling south- southwest with my lady love,
my Queen, Miss Toni Olson,
Wondering if there's some kind soul
that could tell me how the roads look up ahead,
Well, that depends where you're headed,
-Montezuma, Costa Rica, -You hear that?
South of the border, close to the sea,
we're gonna walk in the white sands
and swim in the rivers of tequila,
Thank you, Thank you, Over and out,
Yeah, babe,
Says the road is clear up ahead,
What happened?
Yeah, we must have blown the radiator,
So, what do we do?
Well, we got to take her in,
You nailed down where we are yet?
There's no service, there's no GPS here,
Nothing,
I mean, I don't get it,
This map is messed up,
We're supposed to be in Tucson by now,
What about that place, Redville? What is that?
Redville?
It's not on here,
What do you mean it's not on there?
It's not on here, Look,
That's got to be it down there,
If you wanted to go somewhere,,,
no one could find you, where would you go?
Come on, where? Think, baby, think,
I don't know,
Like a town so small that it's left off the map,
You know, it's a perfect hideout,
We-- we go there for a few days, let the trail go cold,
and we're-- we're clear,
Hey there,
What can I do you for?
I gotta get the car looked at,
Well, then you came to the right place,
You new to these parts?
No, we're just passing through,
We get visitors
stranded off the highway sometimes,
Sure looks pleasant here,
Well, it don't look too bad,
Of course, we'll have to hold it over 'til morning
to get the full look-see,
Yeah, that's fine,
Um, are there any motels around here,,,
Jason?
You could try the Kings Inn,
It's on the north side,
Just past the train yard,
I hear it's pretty good,
All right, Uh, thanks,
-See you tomorrow, -Yes, ma'am,
Let's go get something to eat,
What would you like?
-See the lady? -Just a Diet Coke,
Extra ice,
I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, Coke,
It's just a cheeseburger,
I've got it now,
Make a smile, baby,
Got law enforcement sitting at the counter,
Sheriff's gonna think you don't like me,
I'm just tired, Leo,
Just tired of living on the run,
We're sticking to the plan,
This is just a little bump in the road,
I don't know if that's what I'd call it,
Never had them stones in your pocket before,
Not too shabby for two kids from Fresno New Hope Orphanage,
What's a redneck's last words before he dies?
Hey, y'all, watch this,
I might as well check this,
We got any information on that 1065?
- Millie? - Nothing yet,
All right, will you get back to me as soon as you can?
Yep, Still nothing,
I'm really sorry, I hope you find Millie,
-Thank you, Vicky, -You're welcome, Sheriff Brooks,
-How is the cherry pie today? -Good as always, Vicky,
As good as always,
Now, I could not help but notice that you two are new in town,
Yeah, we just-- just got here,
Well, you know, we take pride in entertaining our visitors,
Yeah, nice-- nice people, Good citizens,
Where are you folks from?
Us?
Yeah, you,
Who'd you think I was talking to you?
California,
-Central California, -Oh,
Well, what exactly do you do out there
in Central California?
Ah,
This and that, you might say,
I mean, nothing to brag about,
Not much to brag about,
I guess I understand that,
Most folks around here are pretty humble, too,
You're welcome to stay
as long as you stay humble,
Otherwise, people are gonna start
asking you a lot of questions,
Nosing around your business,
Well, I better be going,
Uh, listen, if you need a place to stay,
I hear the Kings Inn is awful good,
Yeah, we heard,
Thanks,
Room 12, it has a view of Main Street
and check out is at 11:00 a,m,
-Thank you, -For tonight's entertainment,
we have world famous Roy Valentino,
a magician/comedian from Las Vegas, Nevada,
United States of America,
Wow,
I h-- I hope you enjoy your stay at Kings Inn,
Showtime!
And here's the legend himself!
How are ya, folks? Great to be back and Redville, What a crowd!
What a crowd!
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I am gonna do a trick for you,
It's amazing,
In this hand, I hold the king of spades,
In this hand, I hold the king of diamonds,
Now, before your very eyes,
king of spades will magically jump in my right hand,
King of hearts will magically jump to my left hand,
Are you ready? All right, here we go,
Ready?
Ta-da!
Now, how many gorillas does it take to fit into a hatchback?
Eight,
How many chickens does it take to fit into a hatchback?
None, Gorillas took all the seats,
Folk, I was speeding here,
I hit something, I got a flat tire,
-Okay, let's go, -I didn't see anything,
Been a long couple of days,
There was a fork in the road,
Phone's out, TV don't work,
Kings Inn? More like Piece of Shit Inn if you ask me,
I don't want you to carry,
What do you want me to carry?
Ping pong paddle?
Just put the gun away, please,
All right,
See what we got,
What do you think? 100, 200 grand?
I mean, you're the expert,
How about this one?
That one's definitely the queen,
Yeah,
Yeah, it's too bad we can't sell it,
No?
What you gonna do with it?
Gonna give it to a queen,
-Do you know one? -Yeah,
Dream of my life,
The one I want to marry,
Did you ask her?
I am now,
♪
Check this out,
This is the front page of The Redville Gazette,
"Wanda Samuelson, proprietor of Samuel's Notion,
reported her cat, Millie, missing since last weekend,"
-Nothing about a robbery? -No, we're in the clear,
Oh, wait, there-- there's more,
"In response, Sheriff Brooks ordered a search of the area,
which failed to turn up any sign of Millie,
If you have any information,
please call the Redville Sheriff's Department
during office hours,"
Yeah, and if the phone's out,
you can just use two tin cans and a piece of string,
No one will ever accuse you of being subtle,
Après vous,
What do you think, Leo?
This look like our future?
More like somebody's past,
These here are good, Very good cut, No blemish,
You guys professional?
No, no, Just hobby, We buy and sell,
Well, I can offer you $4,000 for each,
total of 12,000,
-What do you think, Toni? -Yeah, that sounds fair,
Do you know the myth about diamonds?
No,
Well, centuries past,,,
Eros and Venus fell in love,,,
but began to neglect their heavenly duty,
So Zeus separated them
and Venus fell to Earth and cried for 100 years,
The tears dripped into the soil
and were changed into diamonds
so that Eros could follow the jewels
back to his true love,
Did he ever find her?
Some believe he's still looking,
By the look of that rock,
sounds like she threw one hell of a tantrum,
Ah, yes, my prized possession,
The only item that's not for sale,
It's absolutely beautiful,
Been in my family for generations,
I hear it's nice in Costa Rica,
Lots of Americans live there,
Yeah?
How we gonna survive there?
We got some money, maybe we can,
I don't know, start a business or something,
What business?
We selling sodas? We know shit-all about business, Toni,
Where you going?
Gonna go check if the car's ready,
Hey, Jason,
Hey, how are you folks today?
We're good,
-Right, Toni, we're good, -Yeah,
So, you fixed the car?
I think I found your problem,
This right here,
Water pump gone downright flooey on ya,
Geez,
Flooey, huh?
Can you fix it?
Not today, sir, I got a backlog,
We really need to get back on the road, Jason,
I'll do my best, ma'am,
Maybe I could have it ready for y'all by tomorrow,
Tomorrow?
It's the best I could do, ma'am,
Hey, Jason,
That barber down the road, they any good?
Chester and Willy,
They're my friends,
Pretty good,
Tell 'em I sent you,
Sharp razors,
Sharp,
How about this weather lately?
Oh, it's awfully warm,
Especially this late in the season,
I second that,
Good afternoon to you, Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm just looking to get a shave,
A shave it is, Have a seat right here,
You know, I don't usually let, uh,
strangers with blades so close to my neck,
You heard what he said, Willy?
He don't like blades too close to his neck,
How's he gonna shave you then?
Well, maybe where they come from,
they shave the blades away from the neck,
Relax, Leo, you're in good hands,
The lady's right,
So what do you guys do for fun around here?
This and that,
Mostly we like entertaining visitors, don't we, Willy?
Oh, yes, indeed,
That is our main attraction,
Yeah, they're so very interesting,
They come in here with their out-of-town ways,
They give us the once over,
But it's change that we like to see,
See, after you spend a little time here,,,
your mind starts to alter,
Your eyes,
they start playing tricks on you,
You start seeing things that aren't really there,
And then they learn they have to pay,
They have to pay for their sins,
What the fuck?
Jesus, what?
I don't know, I thought he, uh,,,
Yeah, you seem a little skittish there,
I'm sorry,
I think the heat's getting to him,
Son of a fucking bitch!
What the hell's the matter with you?
What are you talking about?
You see that guy come with that thing at me?
He was shaving you like he's supposed to,
Leo, you need to slow down, all right?
I need a fucking drink is what I need,
Wait, just wait a minute,
Come on, Toni, let's get a drink,
Relax, okay?
We need a break,
You go, okay?
Just chill,
Okay?
I'll see you in the room?
Yeah,
Well, you know, that's wonderful,
Oh, I know,
Hey, Mister,
♪
Give me a dollar, I'll tell you your future,
You know what? Here's ten, Keep my future,
Fuck, He's fucked,
♪ I can see myself in my whole life ♪
You're fucked,
Give me another dollar, and I'll tell you
how fucked you're gonna be,
Hey, Riley, Let's call it a day, yeah?
Come on, let's go,
Just trying to tell the man the future,
♪ Same old same game ♪
♪ Night after night after night ♪
What can I get for you?
Whiskey,
-Which one? -Anything you got,
-On the rocks? -Straight up,
Straight up, huh? Nice and neat,
Yeah, I like to keep things simple,
Well, then you'll like this town,
Simple is all people are around here,
Especially the men,
Now what do you know about men?
I know they tend to move on
unless you give them a good reason to stay,
How old are you?
Old enough,
So, these two guys are walking home,
and one guy goes, "You know, I'm a sinner, I want to repent,"
The other guy goes, "Well, you're gonna do that,
you gotta have holy water,"
So the guy says, "Well-- well, how do I get holy water?"
He goes, "Well, you take regular water
and boil the hell out of it,
Thanks for the drink,
You have to be one of the most beautiful girls
I've ever seen,
You wouldn't be fibbing with me now, would you?
Want to be nice, telling me lies?
No,
Where'd you get that?
Yuma, Yuma State Prison,
I was on vacation there for three years,
Must have been a bad boy to get a three-year vacation,
Did what I had to do,
Don't got a lot of options
when you grow up in an orphanage,
Orphanage? Ooh,
Guess I need to feel sorry for you now, right?
No need, I'm good,
Did you ever find out what happened to your folks?
Don't really know much,
I've got, uh,,,
bad memories of growing up in a circus company,
Ferris wheels,,,
clowns, jugglers,
The records showed that I was four years old
when they left me in the orphanage,
Guess my folks worked in the circus,
Maybe my dad was just a big fucking clown,
Circus, huh?
Know any tricks?
Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, I do,
-What's the matter? -Oh, man,
-You got someone? -Yeah, Yeah, I got someone,
Toni,
-How did you know that? -Says that right there,
You don't know me,
If you did, you'd be fucking scared,
Only thing I'm scared of is getting stuck in this town,
I mean, even on my days off, I get so bored
I go I work in my Uncle Swanson's shop,
-You work where? -My uncle, Swanson,
He owns a curio jewelry shop,
I work there on my days off,
What do you do there at the shop?
Fix the antiques, straighten the jewelry,
clean the diamonds,
Clean the diamonds, huh?
That part I like,
Especially the big one, The blue diamond,
It's a pretty, pretty stone,
This is crazy,
This is fucking crazy, um,,,
♪
What are you doing?
Fingerprints all over them the way we're handling them,
They'll be opaque soon,
There, Nice and shiny, Nice and shiny,
-Beautiful, -I'm getting engaged,
My favorite job,
She seemed to like this one,
Nice, Uh, how much?
Since you're providing the stone, say, 500,
Fine, Let's do it,
You don't have my permission to come in here,
I did nothing,
Orders out to someone who can get me out of this,
You have to get out of here, You have to leave right now,
They'll keep you here,
They'll play with your head
until there's nothing left but madness,
Nothing but madness,
I'm not your prisoner!
I won't let you do it to me anymore!
They'll play with you!
They'll fuck with your mind,
Put him in the car,
You all need to get out of here,
You need to run away from this place,
All right, now, folks,
nothing to be concerned about here,
This is all taken care of here,
Everything's under control, You know what this is?
I suppose it's if a person wants to go crazy,
they're gonna go crazy,
and there's nothing we can do about it,
Sometimes people wake up in the morning,
and they just decide, "We're gonna go crazy,"
Now, you folks, that's enough hullabaloo for today,
You go on home now,
♪ Enjoyin' love is all we stand for ♪
♪ Open the door to your heart ♪
♪ Everybody's smiling, we don't have a care ♪
♪ Sun is always shining it's your time to share ♪
♪ Everybody's smiling, we don't have a care ♪
♪ Sun is always shining, it's your time to share ♪
You want to buy a gun?
I got one,
They're on sale, two for the price of one,
I said I got one!
Shit,
Here he is,
Got a receipt for that,
Here he is, Sheriff,
Mister out-of-town hotshot himself,
Ain't he though?
All bright and shiny,
Like an Indian nickel,
You wanna tell me what's going on here, Sheriff?
Mm-hmm,
You mind telling me what those slugs are for?
I don't need to,
This is America,
I want sarcasm, I'll ask,
Is philandering common where you come from?
What?
You like young girls, don't you?
-You accusing me of something? -The girl from last night,
-You know who she was, -No idea,
Sheriff Brooks's daughter, you son of a bitch,
Lila your daughter?
Was she sweet to you? Did you like laying with her?
Did she please you in every single way?
I swear, nothing happened, Ask her,
Don't you lie to me,
No son of a bitch drifter's
gonna make a whore out of my daughter,
You got that?
Now, if I were you,
I would get my sorry ass back in my Dodger
and never show your face in Redville again,
Nothing I would like more than that,
Let's go,
Fucking hillbillies,
What are you doing?
Jesus, what happened to you?
Who did this?
Sheriff and his fucking hillbilly friends,
-Why? -He doesn't like my face,
What are you doing with that?
What do you think?
Next person that touches me is eating lead,
Well, hello, stranger,
-Stay away from me, -What's wrong?
Did my father do that?
Son of a bitch, he ruins everything,
Doesn't let me have any fun,
He still thinks of me as daddy's little girl,
What? What? Whatever,
The fuck is she talking about? Makes no fucking sense,
Big,,,
blue,,,
diamond,
♪
You can't break that case, and you know it,
Has a magnetic lock,
I can give you what you want, Leo,
All you have to do is ask,
Just say it, baby, Just say it,
Say what?
Say, "I want it,"
I want that big,,,
blue diamond,
Come on, Just say it, baby,
- I'm not a baby, - That's right,
I want that big blue diamond,
Mm-hmm,
I want that big blue diamond,
Well, I hope you like your diesel,
You're going the wrong way,
Gotta show you something,
-What? -It'll just take a minute,
No, Turn around, We're fucking leaving now,
It will just take a fucking minute, Toni,
Why do you have to fight me on everything?
I just want you to meet someone,
Toni, this is Lila, Lila, Toni,
What's going on here?
Lila's got a business proposal,
Business?
- What business is she in? - Same as us, Diamonds,
Yes, Let's talk about diamonds,
What diamond?
Big blue ones,
Lila here just happens to be old Swanson's niece,
She can help us get the big stone, baby,
Is this a fucking joke?
You can't be serious, Leo, We agreed we're fucking leaving,
Suit yourself,
I told him it wouldn't take more than the two of us,
Okay, hold on,
just tell her about the glass case,
It's a magnetic lock, and I know the combination,
What's going on between you two?
Just business, baby, Big blue business,
That's it, I swear to God,
Leo says we can get over a million for it,
Split it three ways, Two ways if you ask me,
This is fucking crazy,
I think I'm losing my fucking mind,
After everything, you still want to keep doing this shit?
Hon, if you ain't got the nerve, then move over,
Let the new blood in,
What you say? In or out?
Oh, I'm out, All the way,
Fucking son of a bitch,
To-- Toni, wait!
That's it? You're just gonna leave?
With a-- with the million dollar rock
-sitting right fucking here, -Yeah, you watch me, Leo,
Look, this is the holy grail, Toni,
This is a gift from heaven,
Since when does your fucking name
-carry any weight up there? -It's gonna be a snap, baby,
We pop in the shop, we're set for the rest of our lives,
God, can you just shut up
and try using your brain for a second?
Don't you wonder what it's doing here?
A stone like that in this fucking shithole?
Okay? It's too good to be true, It's a fucking trap, okay?
Someone is fucking with us,
What do you mean someone's fucking with us?
I don't know, Haven't figured it out yet,
It just doesn't feel right,
Feels perfectly right to me, Toni,
I'm gonna go for it,
Well, fuck you, Leo,
and your fucking jobs and your fucking promises,
Toni, just wait, I'm-- I'm sorry, okay?
-Just-- -Well, work hard so far,
No, no, no, no, no, Come on,
Why don't you just let me go?
Okay?
I mean, fine if you want that girl,
Fine if you want that diamond,
just don't make me a part of it anymore, okay?
Please,
I can't live without you, Toni,
I don't think I can go a whole fucking day without you,
If you don't like the ring, I can get another one,
It's beautiful,
You know, they say marriage is an institution
of three rings,
Well, engagement ring, wedding ring,,,
suffering
Your jokes are not funny,
They're not funny,
♪
Keep your eyes open, babe,
Isn't it the most beautiful thing
you've ever seen?
Perfect,
It's our key to freedom,
All right, hurry,
Good things take time,
- I mean, even wine, - Okay, I get it,
One more number,
There you go,
Yeah, I thought that did too,
-Just keep your eyes peeled, -Sure will,
Don't do that,
We make a pretty good team, Leo,
Yeah, sure, whatever you say,
Come on, let's go!
The sheriff is outside, let's go now,
Oops, Forgot about that one,
Let's go now,
Stop! Stop or I'll shoot!
Oh, now, come on now, boy,
You don't think you can get away with this, do you?
Lila, sweetheart,
Hi, Daddy,
What are you doing here?
They stole the blue diamond,
Whoa! Oh, now-- now, come on,
Come on, boy, you don't think you can get away with this,
do you?
I'm going to put a bullet in your fucking brain
-is what I think, -No, no, no, no, no,
What we're gonna do is we're gonna
put our guns down right now, okay?
All right? You know why?
'Cause bullets ain't gonna solve your problems,
Your problems are much, much bigger than that, Leo,
♪
- Fuck you! - Leo!
Shit! Get him!
♪
Okay, Dad, Enough of the drama, Get up,
You're right, honey,
I do tend to overplay things these days, don't I?
We did it, baby, we fucking did it,
Let's just go far,
Far away,
-Where are we? -I don't know,
It's been a couple of hours,
Should be coming up to something,
What the fuck is this?
♪
Did you get turned around?
No, No, no, I don't think so,
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know, Let's just go,
♪
What the fuck is going on?
This has got to be a trick, okay? Just keep going,
-Hey, up there -Yeah, I see it,
- Toni, what the hell's going on? - I don't know,
♪
Oh, my God, it's the sign again,
I don't fucking understand this!
-What the fuck is going on? -I don't know,
Okay, Calm down, all right? We'll figure it out,
Just-- just keep going straight,
-Where? -Keep going,
-You sure? -May be something
on the other side of this fucking place,
♪
Am I losing my fucking mind?
Leo? Are we--
do you think--
Toni, if-- if you wanna say something, just say it,
-Do you think maybe-- -Do I think what, Toni?
Maybe we didn't make it,
Didn't make what?
When we jumped off that cliff,
Maybe we didn't make it,
I don't think any of this is real,
Look, Toni, Toni,
You're losing it,
You're-- look, you're losing it, okay?
Just like you did when you were on drugs,
Come back,
I got to make it disappear,
No, I'm fi-- figure it out,
It's circling around in my head,
Circle,,,
Hellfire,
You're back,
We're back, we're back,
'cause we're going around in fucking circles!
Car okay?
You little flooey in the head, Jason?
You think I'm a car part?
Only car parts can be flooey,
Ah, Jason,
Jason,
Yes, ma'am,
Have you ever gone out of Redville?
-No, ma'am, -Not even once?
I have no need to,
I got everything I need right here,
Do you know if anyone has ever left Redville?
Some try in the beginning,
But after a while, they just give up and,,,
And what?
I don't know,
Settle,
What are you guys talking about?
Just this and that,
Let's go eat, I'm starving,
-What's gotten into you? -Nothing,
I'm just starving,
Just like to have a good meal, Is that a crime?
Look, it all might work out
if you just go with the flow,
Flow with what?
Flow with all of it,
You know, it might not be as bad as you think it is,
Toni, we are not staying here, okay?
Get that through your brain,
Hi, guys, You're back,
Hi, Vicky, how are you?
You put your hair down, I like it,
Oh, thanks, I didn't think anyone would notice,
Oh, I noticed,
-Looks great, -What can I get you?
Well, um, I would like to have your fabulous cheeseburger,
a fry and a Coke,
No diet for me,
I want the real,
I like that,
I like people who choose the real things,
Not people who live in fantasies,
messing up their own lives and everyone around them,
♪
You know what? I'll have the same thing,
Exactly,
You can just write "2" next to it,
instead of writing the whole damn thing out,
What's the rush?
Are you going somewhere?
Toni, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I like it here,
Why don't you just try and get along with the folks here?
I don't know what the hell is going on here,
What-- what is going on?
Life is simple here,
There's no robberies, no chases, no killings,
Simple, yeah, It's simple, all right,
Everyone here is real fucking simple,
We have to get back, Toni,
-Back where? -I don't know, Civilization,
Now, this father and son, see, they're having an argument,
The son says, "This glass is half full,"
Father says, "Oh, no, this glass is half empty,"
And the mother says, "What's the matter with you two?
Use a coaster,"
See? It's all good,
His jokes are just like yours,
They're not funny,
but they're funny because they're not,
-Get it? -No,
No, Toni, I do not get it,
I don't know what's going on here,
Are you on fucking meth again?
Oh, fuck you,
,,,ex-NFL lineman, Over there, motorcycle gang,
What the fuck is going on here?
Hi, Mr, Swanson,
Oh, hi, Toni, I'm glad you're back,
Strangely enough, I'm glad, too,
That's a beautiful ring you have there,
It fits you,
Thank you,
Thanks to you,
You know, a ring like that is very uncommon,
It's usually only given by someone who truly loves you,
I know,
Just sometimes he can be so,,,
difficult,
So crazy,
I wouldn't worry too much,
He'll come around,
♪
You missed her,
Give me a dollar, I'll tell you the truth,
Get lost,
You want to know the truth, don't you?
♪
Okay, buddy, time to go home,
Out,
-You're back, -Yeah, un-fucking-fortunately,
Lila, I saw your dad today,
So what? I see the bastard every day,
Well, I shot him right-- right in the chest,
Yes, you did, I was there, remember?
Oh, what, was-- was he wearing a vest, or--
Always does, Kinda part of the job,
When you see him, you say, "Stay out of my way,"
'cause next time I aim right for his fucking skull,
Wow, I'm sure that will frighten him to death,
- You want a drink? - Yes,
The usual?
What?
-I-- I need your help, -Of course you do,
There's only one way out,
I'm listening,
We burn it down,
We make it disappear forever,
Yes, Leo, make this whole place disappear,
Hellfire, We burn it down,
Wipe it off the fucking map,
Wait, isn't it already off the map?
It is off the map,
Just tell me what you need,
I need guns, I need big guns,
I-- I need-- I need ammo, I need kerosene,
The rest I can take care of myself,
My brother-in-law, Son of a bitch,
He beats my sister, but she doesn't admit it,
But I know he beats her,
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Never mind,
Rupert,
His name is Rupert, and he owns the gun store,
I know where he hides the keys,
I know where he stores the guns,
I know everything,
So,,,
You know, I knew that you would know,
-You always have what I need, -I'm here for you, Leo,
Just promise you'll make this place go away,
Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, I'll make it disappear,
I'll make it all disappear,
Hello,
Can I help?
Hey,
I remember you,
You tried to run away from here,
Wouldn't you?
How long have you been here?
It's not that long,
It's how many times?
How many-- how many times have you been here?
Many times,
Many, many times,
I'm gonna find a way out,
Little man,
You think you're so smart,
You think you could outmaneuver all of this?
Let me tell you something,
Little man,
You're stuck here,
Just like everyone else,
I remember you,
Yeah,
You're the homeless guy on-- on-- on Adams St,
when I was a kid,
Yeah, I remember,
Wait, what?
Maybe, Who knows?
Yeah, well, I-- I got a plan,
He's got a plan,
Little man,
With a little plan,
Little man,
With a little plan,
Little, little man,
With a little plan,
Little man,
With a little, little plan,
Nothing fucking works, Lila,
Give me the keys,
They're gonna play with my mind
till there's nothing left but madness,
You wouldn't let that happen,
Let's get to work,
Little man, huh?
Little man, hell, yeah, I got a fucking plan,
Dark,
Look at this,
This is good, This is good,
Lots and lots of guns,
Yes,
♪
I think this will make it fucking feel like,,,
Look alive, Lila,
Yeah,
Come on,
Believe me, I got this,
They do not know who they're messing with,
They can't keep me here,
They don't know who they're fucking with,
Oh, I need some of these, Gonna get some of these!
Bullets, Need lots and lots of bullets,
Come here, guys,
Here it comes,
Oh, yes,
Think you can keep me here?
So we begin, Let's burn it all,
Gotta make it count,
I don't wanna tempt them with my stay in Yuma,
Oh!
Can't believe these guys stay here,
go round in circles forever,
Got plenty for everyone,
Don't try to mess with me, motherfuckers,
Come on, All right,
Fuck,
They don't make these fucking matches like they used to,
Fucking work, you motherfuckers,
♪
Now, release me, motherfucker,
♪
Shit,
Yes!
This little man
has a big fucking plan!
Yeah!
Thank you, Thank you very much,
I'm here to entertain you every day, forever,
Here's what we do,
Leo!
Leo, you're completely surrounded,
There's no getting out,
Fucking clowns,
Fucking hate these clowns,
I don't need help with the amateur show
of the Yuma State Penitentiary,
Well,
Hi,
Well?
Fucking done playing nice,
♪
Leo, Leo, we're all here for you, boy,
Come on, now, bullets-- bullets never solved anything,
What? What?
Uh, actually, sometimes they do,
Yeah, okay,
Sometimes, actually, bullets do solve things,
But-- but not right now, they don't,
You can't keep me here, motherfuckers,
I'll burn you all down,
♪
I'm gonna make all these fuckers disappear,
Yes, Leo,
And then we'll go south of the border,
walk the white sands and swim in rivers of tequila,
Just shut up, Lila, can't you see I'm busy here?
Just shut--
Hey, Sheriff, let's see you dodge this one!
-Who is it? -It's me, Toni, Let me in,
Why should I help my competitor?
Leo is in danger, okay? Just open the fucking door,
Well, when you put it that way,
I guess we're all here to help poor Leo,
Eat lead, slugs!
Leo,
Just stay there,
One step and I'll shoot,
Leo, what are you doing?
Leo, it's me,
You can't keep me here, I'm gonna leave this place,
You try and stop me, I'll put a bullet
in your fucking head,
Release me, please,
You're hurting me,
You come any closer and I'll fucking kill you,
You're not even real,
-You're fake, -What do you mean?
-They're all fake, -Hey, okay,
It's me, okay?
-It's me, -Toni,
- Yeah, - You're one of them?
No, No, No,
- Okay? - Where were you?
I was looking for you,
I'm burning it down for you, baby,
I'm burning it to the ground, and when it's gone, we're free,
Just you and me,
Guys,
Come on, let's go,
Come on,
Where did they go?
Oh,
There they are!
Let's get them bastards!
♪
-Tegan, -Yes, sir,
Get me my rifle,
♪
Not this gun, Tegan, The other one,
Jeez,
Not me, Tegan, Woo,
You know I love you, right?
No matter what happens,
No,
Leo,
Please,
Please, get up,
Ugh, Toni, where are they?
We made it,
- It's okay, Where are we? - It's okay, Come here,
Got to get you out of here, Leo, It's all right,
Get out of here, baby,
I gotta get you out,
Oh,
We gotta keep-- keep going,
I think we're clear,
-Are you okay, baby? -I'm all right, baby,
Look how beautiful they are, too,
There's also a couple hundred grand in there,
No, not quite,
Why is that?
You see the big one here?
That one's not for sale,
That one's for a special girl,
My queen,
Let's get out of here, now,
♪